The secret to a good pickup line lies not in what is said but in the delivery. Of course, if you look like Brad Pitt and / or sound like Sean Connery, then it probably doesn’t matter what you say OR how you say it, but considering that most of us don’t have any of these luxuries …

Here’s my take on 10 random pickup lines I’ve chosen that are so stupid and / or bad that if delivered correctly it could work!

10 really bad pickup lines that are really effective

Pick up line # 1

There is nothing more pathetic than using notes to indicate and guide you when approaching a girl / boy!

Unless …

Walk towards your intended goal (sorry for the word choice) with a note in your hand, acting nervous and fumbling for the paper in your hand. As you approach her and pay attention to her, bring the note to her sight and read / say

“Hi, can I order 3 honey soy chicken wings, 2 large boiled … ah shit – wrong note! Ummmm … can you excuse me for a second?”

At this point, you should turn around as if to walk away and then, at the last second, come back and ask (as nonchalantly as possible), “Can I get you something to drink?”

Pick up line # 2

“I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”

This pickup line is not only as old as time itself, it is almost as boring as well. It is for this reason that it could work! There is something cute and sweet about this dating line that attracts girls, and whether it’s because the line is clever or because behind it there is a ‘distinctive moment’ waiting for it to happen, it’s beyond me, but I think it is! Such a bad pickup line it could work!

* Delivery Tip: The more serious you sound saying this, the better it will look. Of course, setting up the scene so that you can deliver this line without looking like you’re randomly sharing how drunk you are could be tricky. Ummm, you’re alone there

Pick up line # 3

Combining common catch lines to form your own is sometimes a great way to get really bad catch lines to work.

“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I came across that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”

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“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine “

Both are good pickup lines in their own right, but I doubt they will work. How about a combination of the two?

“Sorry to say, but I think you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I realized about you, I got distracted and immediately walked over to that wall over there, spilling my drink and what little dignity I had left in the process. Consider yourself lucky that I don’t ask you to restore my dignity … (although I haven’t seen it for a long time between you and me) “

Pick up line # 4

“You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line”

That’s terrible! You know what? It could work!

Pick up line # 5

“If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

Yes! Drowned?! no wait … wait a sec … right now they are so confused that you either have them or you don’t, but I would be inclined to say you do ๐Ÿ™‚

Pick up line # 6

“Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform?”

At first glance, this pickup line is really tacky, but honestly, if that doesn’t at least make her smile, then she’s already dead inside, in which case the ‘chloroform’ would be useless anyway.

Pick up line # 7

“How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice … Hi, this is (insert name here). “

An old but good. So bad that it still works, if it is delivered well and you really have something else to say after introducing yourself.

Pick up line # 8

“If I told you that you have a great body, would you blame me?”

Now that is a shocking pickup line. A cheeky attempt at flirting and an obvious sexual inuendo that tries too hard … But oh, it makes them smile and at least gets you out the front door.

Pick up line # 9

“You are gay? [No] Wow, me neither, we’re going to have sex. “

The more incremental your answer to the question, the better it will work. You have even more impact when you show a jovial nature to the whole thing, certainly letting go of any concerns that you are completely serious does not help your cause (even if secretly it is serious).

Pick up line # 10

“I have this magic watch that can really talk to me. Seriously, it’s saying something right now. It says you’re not wearing underwear, right?” [No.] “Oh wait, my watch is early one hour!”

That’s stupid! That’s why it will probably work. Again, delivery is important as it definitely relies on a good sense of humor. Show even the slightest sign of being serious and watch him not only walk away, but also inform security as you leave!

There you have ten of the best, I mean the worst, no, I mean the best to help you get closer to women and talk to them.

Final thoughts

Remember that it is not what you say, but how you say it, and above all, this is the real meaning behind it. Approach women with good intentions and the respect they deserve and no matter how bad your flirt line is, you know what, it could work!

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ํ• ์ธ๋œ ์œ ์•„์šฉํ’ˆ์— ๋Œ€ํ•œ Ali ํ”„๋กœ๋ชจ์…˜ ์ฝ”๋“œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ?

Ali ํ”„๋กœ๋ชจ์…˜ ์ฝ”๋“œ๊ฐ€ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๊นŒ ์ƒˆ๋กœ์šด ๋ถ€๋ชจ๊ฐ€ ๋˜๋ฉด ์•„๊ธฐ๋ฅผ ํ–‰๋ณตํ•˜๊ณ  ๊ฑด๊ฐ•ํ•˜๊ฒŒ ์œ ์ง€ํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐ ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ์•„๊ธฐ ์šฉํ’ˆ์„ ๊ตฌ์ž…ํ•˜๋Š” ๋ฐ ๋น„์šฉ์ด ๋งŽ์ด ๋“ค ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ํ•˜์ง€๋งŒ ์ž˜ ์‚ดํŽด๋ณด๋ฉด ๋งŽ์€ ๋น„์šฉ์„ ๋“ค์ด์ง€ ์•Š๊ณ ๋„ ํ•„์š”ํ•œ ๋ฌผ๊ฑด์„ ์–ป์„ ์ˆ˜ ์žˆ๋Š” ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์ด ๋งŽ์ด ์žˆ์Šต๋‹ˆ๋‹ค. ํ•œ ๊ฐ€์ง€ ๋ฐฉ๋ฒ•์€ ์•„๊ธฐ ์šฉํ’ˆ์— ์ฟ ํฐ์„ ์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋Š” ๊ฒƒ์ž…๋‹ˆ๋‹ค.…

์†”๋ฃจ์…˜ ๋ฐฐํฌ ์ „์ˆ ๋กœ ์นด์ง€๋…ธ ์—ญ๋Ÿ‰์„ ๊ฐ•ํ™”ํ•˜์„ธ์š”

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